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Guys – It’s Official. #MapleMAGA Is A Thing…

Mar 30, 2024

I was unaware that Jesus is American, but The average American has a 10th-grade education, so it tracks.

Dustin (probably a bot, but those bots come from SOMEWHERE, and SOMEONE pays for them) put this cheep PeePee/Trump rip-off Meme directed at religious weirdos who think Trump/PeePee are the chosen ones (chosen by God) to turn North America into a Christian Nationalist Stronghold.

Think Iran, only for Evangelicals. Trump and PeePee are their Khomeini’s.

Diefying politics is a thing political leaders do to radicalize a particular segment of voters. They are looking to radicalize for everything from voting to violence. Who better to radicalize as a proxy army than a bunch of people who believe in a 2000-year-old wizard who hates gay people, pre-marital sex, abortion, and freedom of speech?

Politicians who tie the afterlife or religious beliefs to political rhetoric are evil dicks hoping to scramble the brains of the oppressed. Trump and PeePee are the kings of stealing from the people they brainwash. These are the same people who send televangelists their life savings in return for healing prayers for cancer and buy Trump-branded Bibles – radicalizing religious idiots is easy when you think about it like that. Idiots don’t mind a little hypocrisy. They even pay for it, ffs.

Suppose you want the best-reasoned explanation of WHY political leaders target religious zealots and groups. In that case, we need to go to the time of Roman Emporer Nero and his trusted Philosophical advisor Seneca, who wisely stated:

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”

Boom roasted over 2000 years ago, and Seneca is on the fucking nose.

Religion is referred to as “Faith” for a reason. It comes with ZERO receipts, and politicians know they can radicalize ANYONE willing to throw their lives into the toilet in favor of an afterlife they can’t prove exists. It’s “Christ-like” to be a martyr, and it is considered an honor to live as a persecuted person serving their Lord in return for everlasting life.

Imagine the kind of human who adopts an ideology that tells you to throw away your life experience in favor of a better life when you’re dead. Then imagine having those people pick the next Prime Minister of Canada.

Not fun, huh? Well, suck it up because #MapleMAGA isn’t just here, they’re good at this.

DB

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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