10 Insane Can’t Miss Super Bowl Prop Bets

Ryan Hank Feb 12, 2023

Super Bowl LVII  creates a lot of money that you can’t wait to burn. THNO helps you put that money on some insane prop bets that will net you a return you could never imagine in your wildest dreams.

(DISCLAIMER: You can’t find these anywhere on any sports book in Canada or US, however, our DMs are open for PayPal deposits)

Gatorade barrels on Eagles sideline: O/U 5.5                               +2500

This one is tough to gauge but based on a random google search for “NFL sideline pics” we found six to be the number. Are the players more thirsty in the Super Bowl? Tough to say but the line is pretty tight.

Practice FG attempts on the sideline caught on camera: O/U 4.5            +150

There will absolutely be a field goal attempt in the big game and the magnitude of each attempt will be covered as long as possible. It really comes down to how many field goals will be attempted and how many will come when points are crucial after a long drive. It’s unlikely more than one attempt on the sideline is captured each time so taking the under might be the play on this one.

A Terrell Owens reference if there is a big catch and run from an Eagles receiver: +8100

As you all remember, T.O. was an Eagle for a time and even though his team was on the losing end against the Patriots in 2004, Owens put up 9 catches for 122 yards and could have done more had Donovan McNabb not sucked. They might even make an Andy Reid catsuit reference and that should pay out double.

Jay Z performing with Rihanna at Half Time:     +86

It’s entirely possible this happens. He’s at the Super Bowl and performed on Umbrella. Just pay this one out already.

Total QB rush attempts combined for both teams: O/U 8.5     +380

Jalen Hurts can run, Patrick Mahomes might run, and both teams have trick plays to give. Mahomes has the ability to extend so many plays with his legs and that side arm/jump shot; he’s a threat for at least four attempts. Jalen Hurts will be the healthier of the two so we’re thinking he’ll have three or four. Anyone’s call really.

A 90’s inspired commercial during the game: +900

Nostalgia is king right now the advertisers know the way to our hearts. Maybe it’ll be Britney or Cindy Crawford for Pepsi, the baby that had great stock tips, the wazzup guys drinking zero-calorie beers, or even Suzanne Somers bringing back the Thigh Master; we’re going to get one but what will it be?

A Fr3zen teaser trailer:     +12000

There are rumours that Frozen 3 is in the works. Maybe we’ll get a teaser trailer of them doing some kinda Tokyo Drift spoof? The likelihood of that is probably zero but we will get a Fast Saga teaser and honestly, it looks awful. Vin Diesel needs to be done. I said it.

Larry Fitzgerald waves to the camera/crowd and the announcers talking about his Hall of Fame career: +2

This is happening. It’s even more likely that Ryan Williams, former Cardinals RB, is not even thought of aside from this article.

Andy Reid wearing a visor instead of a hat on the sideline: +15

It’s hot in Arizona so maybe he wants to keep that airflow moving on that dome and opts for a visor. This prop is probably the safest to bet on and you likely get it all back.

Someone at your local pub/watch party bringing up the fact a commercial at this year’s Super Bowl is $7 million for 30 seconds.   (unknown)

It’ll be tough to prove but there’s a nerd at every one of these places so it’s happening but if you have no friends at all and you’re watching in your parent’s basement you might have to bring it up yourself to cash out.

 

OK, there you have it: 10 Super Bowl LVII prop bets you won’t find anywhere else in the world but right here on Crier Media. Let me know if any of these payout for you.

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Go sports go!

Ryan Hank

I co-host two of quite possibly the greatest live shows in the media today. PP1 Podcast and THNO (That Helps No One! FantasyCast) are where you can find my antics. I have a great moustache, a hairy six-pack and questionable takes on pretty much everything.

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