Aaaaannnd that’s a stupid hat.  I forwarded it to the best part but the whole segment is hilarious.

Foreshadow much?

I don’t have it in for Paul but all the rumors of his over-involvement seem to have some steam.

This is the person you never want to become no matter how good your child is at their sport of choice.  There isn’t a parent who has seen Paul in a rink who will disagree with the following statement:

‘Paul Marner is lot’s of fun to be around and is in no way a glass banger’. He’s been escorted out of rinks, had coaches fired and played the GTHL mob rule game for years.

His rep is earned in case you think everyone is making it up:

Mitch looks really happy to be playing btw.  The car ride with his dad over the umpteen years Paul drove him to the rink musta been pure BS.

If you make it to the end of the video there’s a killer moment where Paul tells Mitch to just start hitting guys when the games over to let em know they are still ‘playing a game’.  Classic Paul.

Make no mistake about it kids, Mitch woulda’ taken 11 mm a year (with bonuses).

Imagine being so good at hockey you said no to $116 million .

— Shug McSween (@ShugMcSween) September 11, 2019

Paul wants 116.1 and a letter.  No matter what Mitch gets, at least you know who to blame for your anxiety.

ICYMI

https://crier.co/sports/nhl/maple-leafs/these-paul-marner-demands-are-getting-out-of-hand/