The podcast that is the bangers to your mash. Now internationally known and recognized, the empire continues to grow. An argument about how to properly sell-out the podcast, we want money, but we don’t want to read you stupid ad-copy. Dan comes across a supremely confusing youtube ad for an anime website with some suspicious storylines. People actually did the voice acting for this thing, and they were apparently serious about it.

Debating the best pizza we’ve ever had. A woman who worked in a prison after her tampon was mistaken for being contraband. There’s not a lot of justice going around these days. Texas has shitty leaders, but that’s old news. A seagull eats someone’s tongue, and you think you had a bad day.

We dive into the world of scientific studies once more. Energy drinks may be making you depressed, sorry gamers. Online ticket sellers are screwing you and they know it, and they love doing it because, well…. It works! (Enjoy those hidden fees!) The bullies from our youth turn out to actually be our friends. It be ya own homies. And the state of global health, basically we’re all unhealthy and going to die, oops.

Keep those friends close, and those bullies closer. Stay frosty folks.