Disneyworld Parkgoers Can’t Stop Pooping In Long Ride Lineups And It’s Getting Goofy
Whoah. See what I did there?
SF Gate: It sounds too disgusting, too outlandish to be real. A Disneyland urban legend of the gross-out variety: that people are dropping trou and pooping where they stand while in line for rides. But unfortunately for the weak-stomached, this rumor is absolutely real.
Twice in the last month, posters on the Disney World subreddit commented in fury and horror about the cursed things they said they’d seen while waiting in line. “I am in the queue for [Rise of the Resistance] – someone let their kid take a dump on the floor and then they just walked out and left it- WTF?” one wrote recently.
That fecal sighting was supported almost in real time by a commenter who said they worked at the attraction. “For the skeptics… this actually happened. Fun fact: this was one of 3 s—t-related incidents at Rise today. Less fun fact: I was here for all 3 of them,” a user responded.
“Bodily fluids no longer bother me after working at Disney,” they wrote. “Let’s just say that the attraction I work at has what the cast ended up dubbing ‘the poop hall’ because of the amount of times guests have gone in there and pooped. We even put up a camera and it didn’t stop it.”
“Good lord the poop hallway,” another commenter responded, adding, “… from a former flight CM this absolutely gives me war flashbacks … I dealt with way too many bodily fluids at that dang attraction.”
Two former Disneyland custodial team workers have also written about this unsavory topic in their book “Cleaning the Kingdom: Insider Tales of Keeping Walt’s Dream Spotless.” In the chapter titled “Disgusting Things,” former “cast members” (as employees are referred to in company parlance) Ken Pellman and Lynn Barron reveal there’s even a name for such happenings: “Human Code H.”
MMMM. I think encountering a human shit in a public place is universally referred to as “Code Brown,” but “Human Code H” works.
I’ve been to Disneyland and Disneyworld a few times. Not that I’m bragging. I can attest to the fact that losing your spot in line to take a dump happens. Everyone pays HUNDREDS of dollars to wait in lines for hours to enjoy a 2-minute ride at The Happiest (outdoor toilet) Place on Earth.
Poop-wise, parkgoers employ the casino model: void before you go to the park, and if you have one in the chamber, get rid of it before you get in line. Any line. Especially the 1-3 hour lines. The cramping. The sweating. NOOOOO, Thank you.
I have to be honest; If it came down to missing the new Star Wars ride/world or dropping a dookie on the pavement in line, I’m shitting on the floor—100 times out of 100. I’d blame it on IBS and play the inclusivity card for those with digestive issues being marginalized by Dinsey Employees. You can do the same. It always works.
What’s a little hand, foot, and mouth disease or E. coli between friends? OR you can load the kids up with Imodium and listen to them shit bricks the day AFTER making better use of the 900-3k day that turned into your family getting booted from the Magical Kingdom for dropping a squeezer standing in line for “It’s A Small World.”
Up to you.
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