Aaron Judge Debut Jersey Sells for 157K At Auction
Jersey worn by Aaron Judge in his MLB debut sells for $157,000: https://t.co/1ycoVdiPpc pic.twitter.com/iwcefAS5Jn
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) July 30, 2017
Aaron Judge is setting records in every aspect of the game. Apparently, in today’s economy, 157K will get you a jersey worn by a guy who has put together half of a good season. Who the fuck is pissing this kind of coin away for a used jersey?
I can only speculate that whoever wants something that bad is going to rub it all over their genitals. That jersey is going to get abused. I’m still waiting for the other half of his tooth to pop up on eBay. The tooth fairy better drive a Brinks truck to pick that one up. Well, to the dork who bought that sweaty rag, happy sniffing my friend. Maybe his powers will rub off on you and you won’t be such a loser anymore? But I have 157 reasons why that probably won’t work.
Jamie Scott
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