Did I add “Pegging” for “clickbait reasons?”

Yes and no.

Here’s what we know: The Royals are going to great lengths to avoid something. 

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.

Princess Kate had “abdominal surgery” a couple of months ago, and she’s been MIA ever since.

Two weeks ago, her sister’s ex-boyfriend, whom Kate was rumored to be having an affair with, turned up dead at his parent’s condo with a massive head wound.

Buckingham Palace and Princess Kate have released two photos; both were “photoshopped” to look recent, and Kate and Buckingham Palace have since clarified that they were not real, just pictures they were practicing photoshopping with. LOL.

Didn’t really believe the ‘Kate photoshopped into car’ claims but this is quite extraordinary…#KateGate #Photogate #Photoshop #katespiracy #KateMiddleton #PrinceWilliam #CatherineMiddleton #KensingtonPalace

Original video credit: @mrliamwest pic.twitter.com/wW2FOIyv7P

— Bizarre Pakistani Troll 🇬🇧 🇵🇰 (@LondonMan2023) March 12, 2024

"it shows the image was saved twice on photoshop. once on Friday evening, another time on Saturday morning… both on a Mac computer"

Is there a petition I can sign for Kate Middleton to release the original photo? #PhotoGate pic.twitter.com/SvCy3gWMlI

— Danny Denay #FBPE #GTTO (@DannyDenay) March 11, 2024

And NOW reports out of England are swirling that Kate may have had an abortion, which MIGHT explain why Thomas Kingston is Dead.

MDINYO WA MSETO: This Kate Middleton saga is getting crazier by the day. Kumbe she was dished by her sister’s ex Thomas Kingston, she got paged, refused to get an abortion but was forced to anyway, and then that homie was smoked by Mi6? Ngori. pic.twitter.com/PRR0f4AFdb

— Francis Gaitho (@FGaitho237) March 12, 2024

What happens in the dark….. The truth is now coming out. Kate allegedly had an affair with her sister's husband that resulted in a pregnancy. William with his short temper was unable to handle it properly. #KateMiddleton #PrinceWilliam #KKKate #PrinceOfPegging pic.twitter.com/71XPKzJDpC

— Paula K (@PaulaK_24) March 12, 2024

Thank God Harry and Meghan left the U.K.
First Kate Middleton went missing. Now this alarming photo. Then Prince William behaves mysteriously. Then Thomas Kingston, the son-in-law of Princess Michael of Kent, was found dead by traumatic head wound. Now Princess Anne's husband has… pic.twitter.com/ejDrebDFnw

— Gene Valaitis (@genevalaitis) March 4, 2024

The Royals can’t finish off of commoner piers, so they all bang each other, which makes me think these deaths, “surgeries,” and long public absences are not what the Royal Family says they are.

This Video of Prince William looking gaunt and fucked up as he re-assumed his official duties yesterday is weird too.

Why is #PrinceWilliam swaying back & forth like that?

It appears #PrinceOfPegging turned up to the #CommonwealthDay service under the influence like he did a few weeks ago handing out medals. He actually dropped the medal🤭 the man can't photoshop & he can't stand still🤣😂😅 https://t.co/m2iKlmHIur pic.twitter.com/Qdsj6tpXD5

— sunrayleo – HouseOfSussex (@sunrayleo1) March 11, 2024

There’s some INSANE TEA here. I’m no Royal watcher, but when the wife of a man known as “The Prince Of Pegging” goes missing for two months while her rumored lover dies of blunt force trauma to the head in a “suicide” while “The Prince of Pegging’s” family puts out a stream of fake pictures, It’s exciting.

Maybe not for the Middletons, but I’m pumped to see where this goes.

Old Harry and Meg got out while the getting was good.

Please let it be a weird threesome/murder/pegging/pregnancy thing. PLEASE.