This story if fucking hilarious for sooooo many different reasons.  But Cara Delevingne, Amber Heard, and Elon Musk are down to fuck.

NYPOST: Depp’s defamation suit against his ex-wife Amber Heard has revealed that Heard once had a threesome with Elon Musk and Cara Delevingne.

According to the Daily Mail, the 57-year-old Depp “hasn’t ruled out” serving Delevingne, 27, with a subpoena to see if she has any useful information about Heard.

Josh Drew — the ex-husband of Raquel “Rocky” Pennington, Heard’s best friend — contended in a deposition by Depp’s attorney Benjamin Chew that Musk, 48, slept with Heard and Delevingne at Depp’s LA penthouse.

Pictures or it didn’t happen!

(Call me crazy but I’ve always had an issue with Cara Delevinge and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until I saw this picture searching ‘Amber Heard Cara Delevingne Threesome’ on Google Images (It’s an event).

It’s her baby teeth)

I wouldn’t NOT talk to Cara because of her baby teeth but SOMETHING was different about her and now I know.  Tiny Jibs

These two have been  FF’s for a long time and I know both of these adventurous young ladies are also very gender ‘fluid’ so to speak.  I also know Elon Musk has 100 kids (7) with a few different ladies so he’s no stranger to getting his nerdy fuck on.

Meh, Good for everyone except Johnny Depp who’s still missing the tip of a finger and his career after Heard accused Depp of beating her, publically.

Johnny is suing her for defamation and this is all evidence in the excruciatingly funny Schadenfreude defamation suit Johnny is dragging through the courts that started with these tapes we got back in February.

Amber Heard: «I did start a physical fight.»

Amber Heard gets mad at Johnny Depp because he leaves the room when she gets physical.
AUDIO CONFESSION #JusticeForJohnnyDepp pic.twitter.com/HvInJi57Y3

— Martina Vaira (@marterinn) February 1, 2020

Heard admits to beating the shit out of Depp and Johnny apparently didn’t do shit other than walk away.  You can listen to all the calls that were used as evidence from a post we did a few months ago.  She’s INSANE.  Elon Musk probably had a B-L-A-S-T.

https://crier.co/news/audio-johnny-depp-recorded-fights-with-amber-heard-and-shes-in-a-pile-of-trouble/

And Can we just finish up the blog post with the tip of the hat to Elon Musk??  I mean, yeah dude.  You just do anything.  You’re like the non-espionage version of Julian Assange.  Congrats.  I’ve seen you dance so I can’t imagine you looked like Peter North or Billy Glide but, well-done none the less.

Right?   Look at him.  He doesn’t sleep with two of the world’s hottest bisexuals without that brain though, nerds.  don’t ever get tired to doing stuff you love. And if you happen to be freakishly smart, you too might get to bone Johnny Depps crazy ex-wife and the underwear model of the century.

The only thing left to do after that?  Colonize Mars!