Antonio Brown Swears Off Sex With White Women In 2020
Some people swear off smoking, some will put down the drink. Former NFL’r Antonio Brown’s New Years’ resolution is to not bang any white chicks this year. Quite the statement.
No more white woman 2020
— AB (@AB84) December 13, 2019
If you take a spin through AB’s IG account, he means it too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6T9FPpBc7j/
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6L7a3JBEFm/
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ggfLshh_5/
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Yod2aB9cc/
During Brown’s forced hiatus, he’s been busy working on what promises to be an incredibly shitty album release and he’s recording the debut single ‘Whole Lotta Money’. If the audio and enthusiasm in the video is anything like the song, it’ll be fucking hilarious.
— AB (@AB84) December 22, 2019
Some of you might be angry over AB’s choice to shine the white ladies in the bedroom. Some of you might think it’s racist and in essence, it is, but you have to care about Antonio Brown to be upset he won’t give white chicks the comfort of his penis. By ‘No More’ White women he really means “I’m crazy as fuck and probably shouldn’t be allowed to operate a motor vehicle or be left alone with anything sharp thanks to Vontaze Burfict giving Brown CTE a few years ago in the playoffs.”
I’m convinced this hit scrambled Brown’s marbles. Since this hit A.B. has been traded or fired by three different teams and today Sean ‘Nipples’ Payton said the Saints (who worked A.B. out this week) are not interested in signing Brown because (shocker) his New Years’ resolution was an indication Brown still wasn’t mentally prepared to be a teammate.
Sean Payton says that the saints will NOT sign Antonio Brown pic.twitter.com/EnGl2RvYJs
— DailySportsDosage (@OfficalDSD) December 27, 2019
Well, maybe one last white woman.
Now, on to Hispanics!
Spanish mommy keep calling me papi
— AB (@AB84) December 26, 2019
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