Source  –  A woman who allegedly performed oral sex on a man in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s is now being sought by sheriff’s deputies after she failed to turn up to court.

State police say mother-of-one Christine Alana Chafin, 37, performed the sex act on Conrad Jablecki, 30, at the restaurant in Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania, in March.

Chafin was then arrested and had her arraignment scheduled for July 21 – which she subsequently skipped out on, leading the county issuing a warrant for her arrest.

Police were called to the McDonald’s at around 1pm on March 3, after staff said they saw a woman giving oral sex to Jablecki and kicked them both out of the restaurant.

Once again we are here having the same conversation about the immediate need for sexual satisfaction.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, ALWAYS wait till you get home to give a stranger a blow job.

Always.  The last thing you want is to come off as a slut while you’re ordering a filet of fish and a McFlurry.  Perception is reality, and the reputational reality for  Christine took a real hit with that McBlowie.

In life, you want people to look at you and say “There’s a nice lady ordering a delicious soft fish burger and an ice cream with a fucked up spoon.  Isn’t she lovely.”

Getting down on your knees, huffing Weiner in a busy McDonalds accomplishes the opposite of that goal.

Either way, bold move by both and here’s hoping he got to finish in the parking lot.