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I hate shirts that have a cute message on them. It stems from when I was a kid and I got a decal ironed on to the back of my shirt that read “You made me love you but you woke me up to do it.’ I was 7 and I didn’t know what it meant but I loved the cartoon beaver on the back.
My dad took the shirt off my back and burned it when I got home and told me if “you wear shirts like that again, God won’t let you into heaven.’ True Story. My parents were uber religious and used eternal damnation all the time to motivate us to make better decisions. Upon the completion of the 4th-grade science, I realized they were in a fucking cult.
Bottom line is these adults are wearing the two most IDGAF savage shirts denoting they have a healthy oral relationship and they don’t care who knows it. I like that. Complete trailer folks but when you get those shirts made with the intention of wearing them you are a giant and everyone else can eat it.
Maybe don’t wear it to church.
Speaking of church, remind me to tell you about the time my dad took me to an anti-Masturbation night at Lawson Heights Alliance Church. Worst two hours of my life.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
