Armie Hammer’s Cannibal Sexts Are Something (Graphic)

Jan 14, 2021
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Heads up, Armie Hammer Fans.  He wants to cut off your toes and eat you if you believe these leaked DM’s from women he’s been peppering with slavey, cannibal texts.

Armie Hammer is romantic.

He just pulled out of a movie with Jennifer Lopez called ‘Shotgun Wedding’ because of this, citing online trolls and needing to be with his 4 kids,

Unless he plans on eating his kids, I don’t believe it.  I for sure don’t believe it after his ex just came out and said Armie has a fantasy whereby Armie BBQ’s and eats her ribs.  No big deal.

Source: Armie Hammer‘s ex Courtney Vucekovich is speaking out amid his series of leaked DMs that have been flooding Twitter. The DMs, which are linked to Armiedespite his claims that they are fake, reference cannibalism and graphic subjects.

“He said to me he wants to break my rib and barbecue and eat it,” Courtney told Page Six about what he allegedly told her. “‘F–k that was weird,’ but you never think about it again. He says, ‘I want to take a bite out of you.’ If I had a little cut on my hand he’d like suck it or lick it. That’s about as weird as we got.”

If you don’t know, Courtney founded the “on-demand glam” app Flashd. Page Six first confirmed Armie and Courtney‘s romance back in October. They apparently dated over the summer after his split from Elizabeth Chambers. They share two kids Harper, 6, and Ford, 3.

While Armie is claiming the DMs that are being attributed to him are fake, one person who was once linked to him is claiming they are real.

I’d consider these DM’s and personal accounts from Hammer’s ex to be sexual red flags.  He really wants to eat someone and unchecked fantasies escalate into real shit sometimes.

Armin Miewes is a Geman national who was busted for eating a man’s dick who he met online.  He used to frequent dark web sites looking for someone who’s fantasy was to be eaten by another man.  He found one and after a few glasses of wine and some tranquilizers, Armin cut his willing victims’ junk off, fried it on onions and lard, and ate the man’s penis in front of him.

He was tried and convicted of cannibalism but not murder because his victim signed a contract before the meal saying ‘it was the fulfillment of his lifelong fantasy of being eaten.

My point is, it’s a slippery slope.  Cannibalism starts as a DM and the next thing you know you’re sharing a dink dog with the Lone Ranger only it’s your dink.

Folks, if Armie hammer slides into your DM’s just hit blocked and keep scrolling.

You’re welcome.

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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