If You Ate This Gas Station Hoagie, You Could Die. Also It Might Be Full Of Listeria.

Dec 29, 2017

Federal health officials have expanded a list of recalled sandwiches due to Listeria contamination.

The initial recall on Dec. 21 involved 19 sandwiches produced by Edmonton-based HQ Fine Foods.

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency says all of the recalled sandwiches carry a best-before date of Feb. 1, 2018.

There have been no reported illnesses linked to these products, which the agency says should be thrown out or returned to the store where purchased.

The CFIA says the recall was triggered its inspections and that its investigation may lead to additional recalls.

Food contaminated with Listeria may not look or smell spoiled but can cause symptoms that include vomiting, nausea, persistent fever, muscle aches, severe headache and neck stiffness.

Pregnant women, the elderly and people with weakened immune systems are, particularly at risk.

A full list of the recalled sandwiches is posted on the CFIA website.

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  1.  If your dinner is a gas station pizza sub with a 4-month best before date window, you deserve to die.
  2.  If you’re carrying a child and your dinner is a gas station pizza sub with a 4-month window, and you die, probably a good thing you didn’t bring a child into this world.
  3. Don’t eat gas station pizza subs.   Ever.
I know those little fuckers look delicious and in a pinch, they might work but by golly, you’re better off eating toilet scrapings or licking the bung piece of the attendant.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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