Audio: Toronto Cop Sentenced For Eating Weed Brownies On Duty And The 911 Call For Backup Is Outrageously Funny

Nov 26, 2018

Shitty Source:  A now ex-Toronto police officer who committed an “egregious breach of public trust” by stealing and eating cannabis-infused chocolate bars has received a nine-month conditional sentence, six months of it to be served under house arrest.

Former constable Vittorio Dominelli, 36, committed a reckless, impetuous and immature decision to ingest evidence stolen from a just-raided Toronto pot dispensary, committing multiple breaches of trust in doing so, Ontario Court of Justice Mary Misener said in a Newmarket courtroom Monday.

This is the phone call Mr. Dominelli made after he and his partner ate a shit pile of weed brownies they had just confiscated from a dispensary raid.

“I think I’m gonna pass out!!!!”

“I think he’s gonna pass out!”

“Yeah, I got that.”

Mr. Dominelli apparently climbed a tree after downing a tray of brownies, whigged out and called for back up.

Almost as cool as the cop in Michigan who thought he was dead.  Rookies.






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