Auston Matthews Legs Are Completely Rediculous
Matthews and McDavid have been hanging out and training in Arizona because why wouldn’t the world’s two best 5 v 5 hockey players train together?
Aside from whipping Leaf fans into a ‘McDavid To Toronto’ frenzy, Auston Matthews’ legs are a story.
the matts & mcdavid scottsdale story continues (with their private chef nick bahan) pic.twitter.com/pNYKRtpnzm
— christmitch marney ❄️ (@marnylandersen) December 6, 2020
Auston Matthews left leg is the same size as both McDavid’s legs. They look burdensome.
This picture explains why Auston is so hard on the puck and proves he was exposed to gamma rays at some point during his childhood.
That’s crazy to me. His shorts are tapping out around the thigh because they can’t deal with Matthews quads.
I think certain people were born with things others weren’t that predisposes them to excellence, which mortals like us will never experience. God gave Matthews hands of a surgeon and the legs of a fucking horse and somehow he found hockey in Arizona?
It’s predetermined so don’t feel bad about your average self.
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
