Baby Mute Is A Brilliant Invention meant To Keep YOU happy While Your Baby Cries

Apr 20, 2023

Is THE solution for crying, Babies? Best Selling author and friend of Crier. Brad Gosse says, “You bet your crying baby it is!”

NYPOST: “Baby Mute is a game-changer for parents who want to enjoy their favorite activities without worrying about their baby’s cries.”

The description for a new product that hit the market this week is called ‘Baby Mute.’

It promises to “silence your baby during long flights and movie nights” by strapping a product around their faces and drowning out the noise. 

The website explained, “The mask is designed to gently cover your baby’s mouth and nose, reducing the sound of their cries by 87%.”

The description also promised your baby would remain “calm and comfortable” while you continue your regular activities. 

Yesterday, a prominent Canadian comedian, Brad Gosse, promoted the product on his Instagram.

The photo prompted widespread backlash from people who were horrified and called out Gosse for his dangerous messaging. 

“Baby Mute” has gone viral, with people losing their shit about a product that Muzzles babies, with stories being written from around the Globe.

Too bad it’s a prank and a lark, developed by Brad over the weekend for shits and gigs.

If there’s something I love, it’s watching rage losers get all uppity about something only to find out they believed something the rest of us knew was bullshit because we’re not idiots.

Brad is a Master of that. Remember when I said he was a best-selling author?

Brad’s a troll artist and comedian. His low-key brilliance pisses off Many dumb people who cannot reason, and Baby Mute was a masterstroke. One of the deadliest human beings I know.

Stay Angry, good fighters. Brad’s here for it.

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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