I guess we now know exactly WHAT was in the air that night.  The smell of Old Phil’s Ball Cheese.

I didn’t have ’80s/90s crooner Phill Collins smelly Weiner/B.O. divorce story in my purview for the blog but seeing as Phil is a notorious asshole to fans and human being’s in general, I thought I take his divorce story for a spin.

His ex-wife is laying claim to half of their $33 million Malibu house and in the papers, cited Phil’s TERRIBLE hygiene and lack of sex as a result for the split.

Bottom line?  Phil Collins didn’t wash (his gear) and the small was sooooo fucking bad, his wife told him to beat it and now she’s squatting in one of their homes until she gets roughly $16 million the damages to her nostrils.

Phil Collins and Orianne Cevey, his wife of nearly 16 years, ended their second marriage back in August. While the two parties were on the same page about the official split, there were disagreements when the time came to divide up property. Cevey, claiming that Collins promised a $33 million dollar Miami mansion, took matters into her own hands when she stormed the property with four armed guards last month. Now, Cevey is further defending her stake in the mansion.

In new documents filed in the case, according to TMZ, Cevey noted a deciding factor in ending their marriage — and it was Collins’ alleged poor hygiene. Cevey claims that when they rekindled their relationship back in 2015, Collins offered her an ultimatum. The singer reportedly promised a 50 percent stake in the property if she divorced her then-husband. Cevey took Collins up on the offer, but reportedly claims things started to take a turn when the singer became increasingly secluded.

Cevey alleges that Collins lived in a “state of squalor,” refusing to brush his teeth and even shower for upwards of an entire year. According to Cevey, Collins’ hygiene was so unbearable that their sex life suffered as a result. “Philips stench became so pervasive that he became a hermit, refusing to interact personally with any people,” Cevey reportedly claimed.

Don’t feel bad for Phil.  He married Orianne after having an affair with her while she was employed as a nanny to his second wife who I believe was also a nanny to his first wife.

Safe to say Phil’s next relationship will have to be with a nanny from one of the smellier countries if he’s hoping to find everlasting happiness.

Everyone who’s ever been to a seniors home knows that smell, too.

DB