Bad News You Dirty Birds, Gonorrhea Is Outsmarting Anti-Biotics AAAAANNND You’re Dead.

Nov 17, 2018

AAAAAAWWWW Shiiit.  You knew you shoulda worn a condom.

Bloomberg:  While gonorrhea isn’t life-threatening, it’s now on the verge of becoming unstoppable due to antibiotic resistance. Doctors are also reporting that strains of gonorrhea are behaving like related infections that persist in the throat, where the germs can spread surreptitiously via kissing. That’s adding to the urgency of finding new waysto stop the scourge, which has widened its hold on minority groups, including gay men, to the broader community.

Cases of gonorrhea for which no standard therapy currently exists have been detected in Australia and the U.K., the House of Commons in London said in a report last month. Health authorities have warned of more extreme cases to come.

 

Great.  40 years after discovering AIDS and getting on top of that, now you disgusting pricks are using your genitals like a machine gun of shitty decisions in an attempt to kill us all too.  Real nice.

I’d be pissed too if I had Gonorrhea, but I wouldn’t take it out on multiple sexual partners in a vain attempt to exact revenge on the strange that gave it to you.

I had a conversation this week which went something like this:

“I asked if she was clean and only after we had sex did I find out she’s slept with 23 people”

Me: Really.  You asked?

“Yup, and she said she was clean.”

Me: “Well thank God you asked.  You should be fine then…”

‘Asking’ is not a form of birth control or protecting yourself from STI’s.  I know it sounds weird but if you ‘ask’ someone if they’re clean or on birth control and you get syphilis or a baby or even worse, a syphilis baby, that’s on you kid.  You may feel betrayed.  You make ask yourself how it’s possible for your life to be ruined when you specifically ‘asked’.

That just means you’re a fucking moron so add moron father with syphilis to your dicks business card and never complain about being a victim again, Cassanova.

someone boyfriend GIF

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

Related stories