BBW OnlyFans Star Nita Marie Says Jesus Told Her To Become An Online Stripper
Nita Marie is a born-again Christian housewife with massive double d’s who rakes in 1.8 million a year. She said Jesus Christ himself came to her in prayer and told her to flash her cooter online, so she did and now she’s LOADED.
Sounds like Jesus knows niche porn.
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Nita Marie, a self-proclaimed Christian OnlyFans model, asserts that stripping for strangers online is what “God wants me to do.”
“I asked God if I should continue stripping off and the answer was always yes,” the Colorado resident, 45, told Jam Press.
Marie believes it’s her divine mission to empower other women to embrace their sexuality.
The Godly model, who has 953,000 followers and earns $1.8 million a year, found Christianity after having a dream about Jesus when she was 9 years old. Although she was not raised in a religious household, she became more spiritual and tried to build a relationship with Christ — without all the misogyny.
Good. Great. Whatever. She’s making bank showing off her ample curves and she happens to believe in a magic fairy tale as a life philosophy.
How many Baptist church deacons are probably justifying their OnlyFans membership with the knowledge that they’re peeping titties that belong to someone in the fellowship of dipshits?
Lots. They all look at porn and some probably make it when they aren’t spreading the hypocritical word of God.
Evangelical Christianity teaches teens that masturbating is a sin. They say it’s how Satan enters your body – through the wiener/lady wiener.
When I was 12, my dad dragged me and my brother (he was 14) to Lawson Heights Alliance Church for a special presentation meant for ‘Dad’s and Sons’.
My dad didn’t tell us what why we were going because Jimmy (my dad) was a little uncomfortable.
“What movie are we watching at the church?” I queried
“Shut up” my Dad replied.
What followed was two hours of me trying to climb into my own asshole in a church pew as Dr. James Dobson warned us about the dangers of whipping up a batch of pants pudding.
Don’t believe me? Here’s a 20-minute worth of James Dobson shaming young boys who masturbate.
It’s not creepy at all.
(Wait for the “it makes your kid gay” bit…it’s the BEST)
“Lord I’ve done a horrible thing!!! I touched the wiener you gave me!!”
Jerk off with impunity, friends. Jesus pulled his pud, FOR SURE.
Nita Marie. BBW. Christian. Masturbation pioneer.
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Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
