Bell Media Is Advertising The Jordan Peterson Incel Tour Stop In Ottawa Because No One’s Buying Tickets. LOL

Jan 20, 2023

For the record, I can’t entirely agree with canceling or protesting Jordan’s Radicalization tour. I love watching dumpster fires look for oxygen, and there’s nothing more entertaining to me than watching losers flail in the “Find Out” era.

Here’s the deal: Jordan Peterson’s January 30th Incel Tour Ottawa stop isn’t selling. At all.

The dude can’t sell 2k tickets and has to pay full price for the rental of the Canadian Tire Center – Live Nation is going to take a BATH (they’ve changed the configuration several times)

 

This week Live Nation bought a flight of ads on Bell Media radio stations inviting other losers in the Ottawa Valley Join Jordo this weekend, but that’s not working either. So, Jordan’s people called Skinny Trump’s people, and PeePee was more than willing to help Jordan sell tickets to Incel Night In Kanata!

Do you know how Jordan HATES surgeons who alter people’s bodies as an insult or sin against Christ due to vanity and Pride? Man, I sure do.

Who the fuck would alter the way they looked when the Lord made them that way, Right Jordan?

After the intermission at Jordan Peterson’s show (if it doesn’t get canceled), I hope he talks about how to win over and support women who are proud of their bodies. It’s what a real Cassanova does on the regular and something every young man would be fluent in Respecting Women. At least 100 percent of women I know say that.

Full transparency: I’m going to this show. Yes. Me. Dean Blundell will be attending Jordan Petersons INCEL stadium tour for free (like I’d pay for this). I shit all over his rage farming and religious zealotry, and radicalization of our dumbest virgins/INCELS, so I think it’s incumbent on me to attend his show to see if I’m being a self-righteous asshole.

As someone who practices (poorly) Stoic Philosophy, which is all about personal accountability, everything Jordo preaches is in direct contrast to my life philosophy of being solely responsible for my happiness, so this should be a trip.

We’re taking a camera crew, and I can’t wait to meet his fans!

It may be an unpopular opinion, but we need Jordan Petersons worldwide. They are human-warming labels of what not to do with your wellness and a constant reminder not to mix Benzos and religion.

Canceling asshole speak takes away guardrail comparisons that we need to show people better ways to live/be. And yes, people are this slow. That’s why Twitter is so important to the religious complex.

No one is more afraid of disappointing Christ than Jordan as his beautiful wife, Nosferatu, whose vision from God Sparked Jordan’s illusion. Who doesn’t want to see that play come together on stage next weekend!?

Who knows? There might be some good nuggets of wellness mixed in with petting stray cats on your way to happiness, fellas!

As a firm believer in Free Speech, I’m bringing a megaphone and some friends. Let’s have a night!

DB

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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