Bloody Hilarious: The Tampax Social Media Team May Have Just Won Tweet Of The Year
https://twitter.com/Tampax/status/1594719218632720385?s=20&t=UtAzWHcrouVsIvqMl4T_DA
I mean they aren’t wrong. The social media team was probably like, well Twitter is going down in flames anyways might as well go down with the ship.
I had to triple check this was real and from the actual Tampax account before writing this article, because due to the FUGAZI verification (I’m talking to you Ray and Ryan) you don’t know who is real and who is not anymore. Upon further investigation, this is in fact a real tweet from the real company. They even doubled down.
https://twitter.com/Tampax/status/1594719385683431425?s=20&t=UtAzWHcrouVsIvqMl4T_DA
I love it, no better way to get eyes on your product than stirring up a little outrage. The replies are also all-time.
Tampax out for blood.
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) November 21, 2022
Yikes! This is BEYOND inappropriate from a corporation.
— Dontre L. Conerly (@DontreConerly) November 21, 2022
Chill Dontre you don’t even use the product.
— rockjarico bc 🍁 (@BROCKHARDNUCK) November 21, 2022
Deeply enjoying all the freaked out dudes in the Tampax account responses.
You poor dears. How have you escaped all this reality, all of this time? You have been treated very, very gently by the women in your life. Like we treat babies, for example.
— Lizzy Tish (@lizzytish16) November 21, 2022
I am absorbing all of this!
— Audra (she/her) 🏳️🌈💙🏳️⚧️🌊 (@audgeblue) November 21, 2022
Fun fact about myself and a pro tip. Tampons are amazing for nose bleeds. Don’t waste your time with tissues, and squishing the bridge of your nose while blood drips on the floor. Call your wife, girlfriend, girl best friend and grab a Tampax pearl and shove it up there. 60% of the time it works every time.
PS: The reason I know this is because I got a nose bleed camping once and we had no tissues and the girls had tampons so I fired it up. Work smart, not hard.
Chris Rooke
Content Director-Producer-Writer
