Boiled Tampon Juice Gets You Wasted. In Other News, People Are Drinking Boiled Tampon Juice.

Nov 16, 2018

Kids these days will try just about anything to catch a buzz, from “boofing” beer to vaping vodka. Their latest cheap thrill? Feminine hygiene products.

Teenagers in Indonesia are collecting menstrual pads and tampons — often of the used variety — and boiling them, allowing the mixture to cool and then imbibing the resulting liquid.

Police have already arrested several minors caught making this menstrual-pad moonshine.

One 14-year-old confessed that he and his buds swig it “morning, afternoon and evening,” the Daily Mail reports.

The National Narcotics Agency in Indonesia says it’s the chlorine used to sanitize menstrual products that’s getting kids tipsy, giving them hallucinations and a feeling of “flying.”

 

Menstrual-pad Moonshine.  You guys are good.

The fun part about the story is the one question I want to be answered Who did this first?  Who had the brilliant idea of boiling tampons because the booze was gone and they needed to get jacked, so they read a tampon box and cooked up some tampon juice?

Genius.  Nowhere near as genius as the Einstien who discovered Jenkum.

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