In the words of Jimmy Blundell, “Some people’s kids.”

🚨Breakfast Presser: Rob Schneider cancels Canadian show no one can seem to find, because of Nazis? pic.twitter.com/hzZxPYUYnx

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) September 28, 2023

Like Russel Brand’s heel turn, I wonder what Rob’s hiding other than what used to be a career.

What he’s hiding is “lagging ticket sales,” so both fans should get their $22.50 (CDN) back. Maybe. Depends on if Rob needs the $46 (CDN)

Both of his fans will get refunds. pic.twitter.com/oCH5V4G160

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) September 27, 2023

Rob’s part of the “trust no one and everything is a conspiracy crew.” They need someone to blame for their failure so blaming that fucked up standing O of Nazi SS member Jaroslav Hunka and Canada as a country full of nazi lovers is perfect for Rob and Rob’s Fan(s).

You can hide failure behind Nazisim/Pedo conspiracy theories in 2023. it’s a well-known strategy plan popularized by Trump and anyone who can’t believe life has consequences. You can only blame the woke mob, Nazis, and imaginary Pedos for so long before you offer proof of your failure, which we figured out for Rob yesterday when he made the “shocking announcement” LOL.

Looked into this: Ticket sales sucked. He lied. So I’m right. Again. Never gets old. https://t.co/zvx95Gr0Pm

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) September 28, 2023

Rob has a series of dates with 1-2k seat venues in the US booked over the next few months if you care. There are PLENTY of available seats ranging from $20-45 USD.

Or you can watch him pretend to be a political pundit on Fox News for free. That’s always a laugh.

Chris Christie doesn't have a chance: Rob Schneider pic.twitter.com/HdtzlQjxyL

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) September 28, 2023

What a time to be alive.

DB