I LOVE good old-fashioned clickbait headlines. Unfortunately for you, this post has real information, too.

“You’ll never guess what happened next” or “Here’s what to expect” are dinosaurs in the clickbait community but they work.

Douglas ‘Shit-for-brains’ Ford gave us details of Ontario’s vaccine mandate today and here’s what’s up:

• Masks and vaccine passports will be a must in restaurants, bars, gyms, and other indoor settings where masks cannot be worn for the duration
• Your original proof of vaccination receipt will be your passport along with another piece of government-issued ID (I’m sure no one will print fake certificates because Ontario’s vaccine passport app won’t be ready until October
• Ontario will not require proof of vaccination for indoor shopping or dining on outdoor patios
• Movie theaters, nightclubs, bars, and any indoor club or activity will require them but not malls or retail stores. (Doug’s anti-vax daughters all like to shop, mother fuckers!)
• Any business not required by law to institute the vaccine mandate can institute their own (outdoor concerts, etc)
• Only legit medical exemptions or for those under 12
• No mandate for health care workers, teachers or employees AT ALL.

There you have it.  It’s mandate light but it’s a mandate.  I love the fact unvaccinated waiters can serve customers but can’t eat in the restaurant they’re working in.  Fucking hilarious.

Everything you hear from Dougie Fresh and his Neo-Con asshole buddies today will be ‘anti-vaccine passports in tone but not in words,’ according to a staffer/source.

‘He’s REALLY angry,” they said.  I don’t know about you but that’s appointment watching.

I’ll be watching @fordnation and @celliottability eat a big shit on live TV at 1 pm. FYI.

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) September 1, 2021

“You’d be surprised how much Doug and Christine’s kids have affected Ontario’s Covid 19 response or lack thereof.’

This is a direct quote from one of my sources.

No.  I wouldn’t and I’m not surprised.

We’re in the fourth wave, we’re getting mandates 2 months late AND the digital portion that’s is supposed to make this thing work won’t be ready for over a fucking month.

The hilarious part?  The mandate is expected to come into effect on Sept 22.  That’s 2 days AFTER our federal election.  Fordise is hedging the mandate against the idea that the Conservatives will win the election, and if so, plans on pulling it all back.

Over 77 percent of Ontario is fully vaccinated and Doug’s biggest concern now is a) the anti-vax vote and b) pissing off his science-denying kids who share the collective IQ of a fucking tack hammer.

Nice huh.

At least the passport is here and we can have a few comforts during the fourth wave that was 100 percent preventable. This should have been in place months ago so Dickhead doesn’t get any courage points.

DB