Breaking: Ontario Inflated Current Vaccination Numbers By Roughly 50%

Jan 28, 2021

There’s general incompetence, then there is flat out lying.  This is the latter.

CP24: The Ministry of Health has revised downward the number of people who had received both doses of an approved coronavirus vaccine on Thursday, blaming a misinterpretation of data.

Instead of the 96,000 vaccinations reported to be finished on Wednesday night, officials said Thursday only about 48,000 had actually been completed.

A ministry spokesperson said the province had been mistakenly reporting the number of vaccines used to complete full inoculations, rather than the number of people actually completing the full course of vaccination, as both the Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech vaccines require two doses 21-28 days apart.

That’s nice, huh?

I know I feel better about Doug Ford’s ability to manage our lives.  The fucking moron can’t find someone to count properly, so what are the chances we’ll all be vaccinated by late summer, early fall?

The answer is ZERO.

How do the smartest election officials in the province completely screw up counting how many people were vaccinated by 50%?  I’d understand 3% or 10%.  I might even be able to accept being off by 15% but 50%???

How can that be explained without assuming Doug Ford and Christine Elliot are full of shit?

If you’ve been following vaccination news, we have no vaccines to speak of, AND the amount of people vaccinated is half of the number reported.

How are we doing?

Doug should be forced to live in a long term care facility for a few months while someone else figures this out sans political motivation. A trained lab monkey could finger paint a plan with better results than the one we have.

Counting is literally the first thing we learn how to do in pre-school for fuck sakes.

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Dean Blundell

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