Source  –  According to those sources, Kelly recounted a very awkward conversation with Tillerson during which he informed the secretary that President Donald Trump would very likely soon fire him. The awkwardness was less a result of the contents of the conversation than its setting.

Tillerson, Kelly told the room, was suffering from a stomach bug during a diplomatic swing through Africa, and was using a toilet when Kelly broke the news to him.

Sources were stunned that, even in an off-record setting, Kelly would say this—to a room filled with White House officials and political reporters—about Tillerson, who does not officially leave the State Department until the end of the month.

The only other guy I know that has conversations with other people when he’s taking a shit is Willy from Friday.

It’s inhuman to have conversations with people when you’re doing your business not to mention completely disrespectful.

My kid’s always want to talk to me when I poop.  I could be with them all day and they don’t say anything and when I sneak away for a shit they all want to ask me a question.

If your Rex Tillerson you have earned a quiet shit to play Golf Clash or Candy Crush instead of having to take a call from your Boss telling you you’re fired AF.

Now he can take a dump with solitude.  Relish it Rexy.  You’ve earned it.  You’re still not my fave Rex though and you never will be.