BREAKING: Two Terrible Words For Sexually Active Canadians On New Years Eve-Eve. “Condom Recall”
Burst Pressure, huh. Sounds hot.
Durex recalls some condoms in Canada over 'burst pressure' concerns https://t.co/tOhtPtAZCT
— CTV News (@CTVNews) December 28, 2018
Like this is the news randy Canadian men and women need two days prior to the biggest sex night of the year.
Basically, if you plan on using the condoms outlined in the recall, the reservoir tip might burst and in 9 months, you’ll have a human bang trophy from your wild night, so don’t. Unless you planned on impregnating someone or getting preggers yourself. In that case, be sure to use these Durex rubbers and don’t worry about it.
**RECALL ALERT** The brand's parent company said certain batches of the Durex Real Feel Extra Lubricated 10ct condoms and Durex Real Feel 20 ct condoms didn't pass a "stringent" durability test. https://t.co/qlbxyt3gJb
— CBC Marketplace (@cbcmarketplace) December 28, 2018
FYI; I’m serious about this. Don’t use those rubbers. The anxiety isn’t worth the muscle spasm. Get a new pack or rub one out before you go. You’ll thank me later.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.