BREAKING: Two Terrible Words For Sexually Active Canadians On New Years Eve-Eve. “Condom Recall”

Dec 29, 2018

Burst Pressure, huh.  Sounds hot.

Like this is the news randy Canadian men and women need two days prior to the biggest sex night of the year.

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Basically, if you plan on using the condoms outlined in the recall, the reservoir tip might burst and in 9 months, you’ll have a human bang trophy from your wild night, so don’t.  Unless you planned on impregnating someone or getting preggers yourself.  In that case, be sure to use these Durex rubbers and don’t worry about it.

FYI; I’m serious about this.  Don’t use those rubbers.  The anxiety isn’t worth the muscle spasm.  Get a new pack or rub one out before you go.  You’ll thank me later.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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