Business is bad at Wuhan Noodles in Markham for some reason.

Feb 5, 2020
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I’m crushed for these poor people.

When I say ‘these poor people’ I mean ‘these poor business owners’ whose name and cuisine comes from the epicenter of this fucking deadly #Coronavirus.


I won’t tell you to go there nor will I tell you you’re an asshole if you don’t want to go there. But, I will say you shouldn’t let Coronavirus stop you from getting Asian food. I went to ‘Hey Noodles’ last week and the servers were wearing masks which old Dean woulda been concerned with. New Dean knows people who wear masks are doing so to protect you from them as an extremely proactive kindness.
It comes from the outbreak of influenza early in the 20th century that killed 20-40 million people and has been worn as a public courtesy through earthquakes and pandemics ever since.

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They’ve received hundreds of prank calls and order for ‘poison soup’ when in reality it might be the best bowl you’ll get in Markham.  Seriously.  Here’s a pro tip: 3 people in Canada have tested positive for it 2 in Vancouver and one in Toronto who was released from hospital healthy as a horse last week so RELAX.

And quit being assholes to the owners.

The only thing worse than a bully is an anonymous bully.

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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