Can We Talk About Matt Kuchar’s Golf Boner For A Second?
Looks like Kuchar is giving out more than a tip Wow! @ItsDeanBlundell pic.twitter.com/gTRneXTYHy
— Scott Major (@scottscottmajor) February 18, 2021
That’s ‘Kuch’ with Legendary sportscaster Al Michaels and a couple of other plugs posing for a photo on the putting green at Riviera.
Nothing to see here unless you look at Matt’s Bettinardi putter (I have the same putter with a green handle I’ll never give up) resting gently on his MASSIVE boner.
Kuchar has to be erect, right? I don’t make a habit out of critiquing guys packages but you’d have to be a moron to not wonder why PGA tour champion, Matt Kuchar has a huge boner posing for a picture with Al Michaels and his foursome.
If that’s not a boner, Kuchar is a freak and I I’d hate to see him turgid. It looks like a burden. Can you imagine trying to tuck that monster into your pants everyday? Can you imagine wheeling that thing into church on a lazy Sunday morning? How does he even function? I wouldn’t be able to swing a club if I had Kuchar Wiener.
Good for him though. Erect or not, that’s a hammer. Maybe don’t fluff for pictures next time?
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
