Can You Imagine If Donald Trump Goes To Jail…

Aug 22, 2018

…I can’t see him doing well.

With the news 45’s former fixer Michael Cohen named Dickfarm Don as an unindicted co-conspirator in paying off some girls with campaign money and LYING about it, I started to dream.  It’s a dream that includes, Trumpski in an orange jumpsuit, two porn stars become American heroes, and the United States returns to its roots as a country that was just strongly disliked instead of laughed at.

After Cohen plead guilty to tax evasion and campaign finance fraud (and said he did so at the direction of Trump) my kids asked me an interesting question:

“Dad, did Trumpski’s (as he’s known in our home) friend do that to him?”

“Well kids, if the police told you you’d spend ten years in jail unless you told them the truth, what would you do?”

“Tell the truth?” they replied.

That’s what’s happening btw.  Meuller is boning everyone close to Trump to get to the truth and put a load in the Presidents shorts.  Meuller handed his findings over to the Southern District of New York AG so Trump can’t tie Meuller to the investigation, and this is where the fun begins.  Now Cohen has his cap in hand; you can bet your golden toilet he’s going to tell anyone anything they want to hear to avoid sleeping next to a shitter for the remainder of his life.

Add Trump’s former campaign manager being found guilty of 8 counts of stealing money from the government and bank fraud, and Trump shouldn’t have slept a fucking wink last night.

Again, when you’re 69, getting out of jail 70 years after you die probably isn’t that appetizing at the moment so he’ll flip too.   Who wouldn’t?

If you are one of those Trump supporters gutted by the News everyone else was right and your orange hero is a greezy lying prick, what do you tell your fair-minded friends today?

“Deep state bro?”

“He’s being set up?”

The part I love the most?  It’s those closest to him leading the charge.  Cohen, Omarosa, Flynn and eventually Manafort.

‘The end justifies the means,’ and Trump should meet his Machiavellian end sooner than later now then we can all go back to normal.

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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