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Canadian Media Trolls Public Over Lobster Rolls

Jason Pugh Aug 28, 2023

Squirrel!

It’s stupid. It’s desperate. It’s pathetic. Some (me) would even say it’s psychotic.

It’s the latest bullshit political “scandal.”

Because the Minister of Small Business, Rechie Valdez, posted this:

This happened:

Plus the folks over at the sex-toy-selling yellow-rag Toronto Sun had to work through their emotions by writing about it:


(Sorry for posting a link to the Toronto Sun. I wouldn’t click on it if I were you.)

This is, quite possibly, the dumbest distraction/bs “scandal” in Canadian history.

For more read here:

OUTRAGE! THE FIVE TRUDEAU SCANDALS YOU FORGOT ABOUT

Of COURSE, the hypocrisy is the point. Because OF COURSE, there are examples of Conservatives doing the same damn thing.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper visited the same restaurant back in 2014:

Oh, look! Minivan aficiando and former leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, Andrew Scheer, also tweeted about visiting a restaurant and consuming food:


(Sorry for posting a picture of Andrew Scheer.)

Here we see Erin O’Toole, the third leader of the Conservative Party of Canada that Trudeau defeated, sitting inside a restaurant:

Even aspiring King Gatekeeper Pierre “Jeffery” Poilievre has also visited restaurants and consumed food:

UPDATE – Just wanted to add this for context:

I say “hypocrisy is the point” because now we’re not talking about Harper and the Conservative Party of Canada’s close ties with Mike Roman who was recently indicted alongside Donald Trump.

Harper’s Assistant Chairman of the International Democratic Union, Mike Roman, indicted yesterday in Georgia along with Trump

Or Pierre Poilievre cheating to win the CPC leadership race by paying off the fake whistleblower’s lawyers.

Today in “Imagine If It Had Been Trudeau!” (But will barely make a blip in Canadian Media)

Again, Canadian media, do you ever ask yourselves why “#CdnmediaFailed” is constantly trending? Or do the vast majority of you just not care?

So instead of those huge scandals, the former of which would be career-ending for a leader of any other party, we’re talking about Lobster Rolls.

Why is Canadian media trying to install Pierre “Jeffery” Poilievre as the next Prime Minister?

JP

Jason Pugh

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