After the SCOTUS decision to repeal federal abortion rights in the United States last night, I started to think: “What could I (WE) do for American women who don’t want to be slaves of the church or state.

https://crier.co/news/us-supreme-court-just-voted-to-overturn-roe-v-wade/

How can we, as Canadian men, help American women maintain body autonomy? How can we be REAL allies to women and their freedom of choice?

That’s right.  We need to Marry some American women out of the kindness of our hearts to answer the need abroad.

To American women, Canada looks like a castle on a hill on an island.

What if we, Canadian (single) men and women, developed a portal that allowed American women who believe in body autonomy/freedom of choice, a good time, free healthcare, and long walks in the woods in a free country?

Of a free country full of real men/women who value women as human beings?

Trudeau is the kind of simp who’d throw taxpayer money at that initiative.  It would be a less creepy version of mail order brides or 90-day fiance and STRICTLY be about finding matches for American women so they can get the fuck out of Jesus World.

It’ll be like Match.com but only for American women and Canadian men.  OR Canadian women AND Canadian women (we like equality of opportunity, here).  It doesn’t matter if there’s a loving, accepting partner on the other end of this mass exodus of wise, strong, agnostic/atheist American women who share human values.

In times of human suffering, it’s up to actual human beings to fill in the gap between state-sponsored hate and a human solution.  As men and women who live in the most accessible country on the planet, it’s our civic duty to do something where and when we can to contribute to the greater good.

And it starts with me;)

Over the next few days, we will roll out a pilot program to match American women with a Candian partner based on like-minded values/mutual attraction. If it turns into a whirlwind romance like “The Notebook,” great.  If not, you’ve provided a life-changing service to a human being needing vaginal autonomy.

You’ll get help with bills and a possible life partner.

She’ll get to live free in a country that respects her body.

You’ll get someone to watch Ozark with/possible life partner (we’ll figure that mutual interest shit out with filters), and she’ll be able to escape third-world medical tyranny.

Maybe a smoke show doctor decides she wants to live with you and all her American money in a house in the woods. Perhaps she’ll want to explore her wilder side on weekends where she’s not on call saving lives or writing her 7th book.

Maybe you and the wife save the life of a polyamorous Yoga instructor and her polyamorous Yoga instructor friends.

Or maybe we do this to highlight that American women are about to be subjected to medical slavery. The world gets behind the “Adopt an American female refugee escaping medical tyranny” program because it’s a powerful solution to hate.

We’re doing this.  We’re already working on it.  Should any woman in America want to help, hit us up at [email protected], and let’s get this pro-choice immigration match-making service up and running for our American sisters?

It’s the Canadian thing to do.

DB