Cardi B Dethrones Taylor Swift With Some Incoherent Song About Money And Bitches.
WTF IS THIS.
If this is the future of music I want in. Cardi Talks about money moves what she used to do for a living and how much she hates those hoes. How easy does it look to have a number 1 song? She’s the first female rapper to hit number 1 ever
How easy does it look to have a number 1 song? So easy a 6/10 stripper/reality star just chased Taylor Swift from the top of billboard for the number 1 song in the world.
The good news for you aspiring musicians if you have no songwriting ability, musical talent, or transferable skills apparently you can come up with Lyrics like this on your way to superstardom!
Said little bitch, you can’t fuck with me
If you wanted to
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Hit the store, I can get ’em both
I don’t wanna choose
And I’m quick, cut a nigga hustle
Don’t get comfortable
Look, I don’t dance now
I make money moves
Say I don’t gotta dance
I make money move
If I see you and I don’t speak
That means I don’t fuck with you
I’m a boss, you a worker bitch
Brilliant. Kids after reading this know that ANYONE can accomplish ANYTHING.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
