Chris Sky Made Bail, He’s Looking For A Ride Out Of Town And Ladies, Age Is ‘Irrelevant’
After spending a couple of days in lockup, your boy Chris Sky (Saccoccia) was bailed out by a stranger (his dad refused) and he’s wasting no time acording to Rob Gill.
Surety means ‘babysitter’.
What a turn. What a wrinkle. What a totally predictable situation for the 37-year-old Kleinburg native with a long history of acting like he’s above the law.
Well, now he’s out of jail, he’s on the prowl and looking to get the fuck out of Toronto. Take this receipt from a DM exchange as a warning, ladies: Once you taste Chris Sky’s energy, you’re seduced AND the second you’re intimate, you’re addicted.
(he’s not picky about age either which probably isn’t good)
If there’s one thing i know about Dipshitticus, he’s gonna double down and go for fucking broke because he’s really angry so expect a few more arrests and an escalation of aggression. He’s on his way to Manitoba as we speak, hoping to raise some money with another cross Canada tour, bro.
No matter what happens next, I guarantee Chris continues to skip leg day if he manages to find a gym on his way to his next arrest.
Classic. Conspiracy theorists and anti-maskers ALWAYS skip leg day.
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
