Coach Of The Year: Deion Sanders Brings IG Model Brittany Renner In To Talk With His Team About Being Scammed By IG Models

Dec 3, 2021
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Coach Prime ladies and gentlemen. Or shall I say Coach of the year. Finally instilling some knowledge into his young impressionable players regarding the one thing that can take even the most successful of men down, Instagram models.

In his words Primetime recruited Renner to “put his team up on game” … in layman’s terms, it was an attempt to educate his players on the pitfalls of being a high-profile athlete.

Prime stated “I brought in Brittany to educate them on how the game is played between man & woman at their age & stage. The message may not be for everybody but trust me it’s for somebody.

Did Brittany Renner say anything of value? NOPE. I’ve never heard such a word salad in my life However, she could have read the bible to the players and I would have been inspired. All jokes aside this is a great lesson for any young athlete or person of note to learn, not everyone is in love with you and 9/10 have ulterior motives. A few rules I’ll give you to keep your nose clean.

  1. Never send a dick pic, even if you think you are going to marry the girl. Once that shit goes sour that picture is going to uploaded to reddit in heartbeat.

  2. Never divulge any personal information on DM, screen shots are real.

  3. Talk on the phone, ALWAYS.

  4. Never leave a paper trail.

  5. DONT DATE AN INSTAGRAM MODEL

  6. See #5

Once you secure that bag, the rules change. Keep your head on a swivel and try your best not to think with your dick. As Dean has said many times, before you make any decision in life rub one out. You’ll always make the right decision.

Now to why you all came to this post. Brittany Renner everybody.

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