Conservative Media In The US Is Already Ramping Up The “Canada Is A Commie Dictatorship” Bullshit Ahead Of #FreeDumbConvoy 2.0

Jun 22, 2022

FYI: Fox News and other pro-evangelical, neo-con media outlets have already started their coordinated dressing down of Canada and Trudeau ahead of the Canada Day Freedom Convoy of dumb rednecks who sleep with their mothers (one protestor told me he was the “Mother Fucker” I needed to watch out for in #Ottawa next week, so they’re his words, not mine).

Watch this, then I’ll explain how this works:

Before the last fake trucker rally in January, we saw an uptick in anti-Canada, Anti-Trudeau sentiment. When the convoy turned into an urban meth-head campground, Fox and a few other alt-right click dicks, represented it as a million Canadians exercising their right to peaceful assembly.

Fox sent a reporter in a bright red snowsuit to pretend all of Canada wanted out from under Trudeau’s communist regime and an end to the horror of vaccine mandates and mask restrictions.

Not only did they misrepresent what happened in Ottawa, but they also helped promote the #FluTruxKlan as a legitimate movement that was sweeping the country.

It wasn’t.

It was activation of our dumbest Jesus freaks to embarrass Trudeau and hurt Canadians living through a pandemic. Pierre Poilievre, Candace Bergen, the Plymouth Brethren Church, and other Political and religious extremists are trying to break You and Me to curate influence and power by using the dumbest religious freaks in this country as foot soldiers.

With Convoy 2.0 set to kick off tomorrow, the fascist powers that be (evangelical politicians like Mike Flynn, Ted Cruz, etc.) are now greasing the “Fuck Commie Canada” wheels with sympathetic neo-con media partners to give these stunned cunts cover to hurt Canadians on Canada Day in Ottawa on July 1.

You’ll see a significant increase in hate-filled “Fuck Trudeau” Messaging based on lies and innuendo.

You’ll see Jordan Peterson’s large nippled muse, Joe Rogan, fuck his brain with stuff like this:

You’ll see us get mocked for our incredible gun laws, which have protected us from 300 mass shootings the US has had in this Calender year.

As we get closer to July 1, you’ll see Conservative politicians from Canada’s Religious Extremist Party attempt to legitimize insurrectionists like Paul Alexander (original J6 guy) by welcoming them into the House Of Commons to lie about baby rape due to masks and vaccines (that happened today).

You’ll see religious assholes who use their elected office to pander to the same fucking idiots they pandered to in January because they all believe the same conspiratorial lie.

Canada is falling into the hands of people who do not believe in their God or theocratic colonial perspective.

So, they make shit up. They have to. Protesting for an invisible God sounds insane. Right? They leave that part out when they ask these Bimbo’s and tummy sticks at Fox to talk about the commie dictatorship in Canada banning single-use plastics.

The hypocrisy of this group is remarkable, tho.

Canada bans single-use plastics? We’re a bunch of dangerous commies.

America bans abortion? America Rules!

These fucking morons are mocking us for caring about the environment while America wants to padlock 170 million vaginas.

Hot stuff.

You’re also going to see Post Media (owned by Chatham Asset Management – a Trump-friendly hedgefund) empower assholes like Rex Murphy to represent hate as an alternative.

Fox/Rogan/OAN/Peterson/Poilievre/Rebel will be churning out fear, lies, and videotape of the same people they brainwash and steal from because they are all too dumb to get it. You’ll see the symbiotic relationships of Conservative politicians, lawyers, and MSM rally on behalf of religious extremism as a viable alternative to living in a republic that champions the greater good, the closer we get to Canada Day. That’s why it works.

If you can co-opt rejects like Ray Arnett from Boyle Alberta, with enough Anti-Canada hate, you can get them to help you attempt your second coup in 5 months.

Disinformation runs their show, and Religious Extremists from Russia, America, and right here in Canada need helpful idiots to hurt you. Pierre knows he can’t be seen doing extremist things, so he tells idiots like Ray here that we’re coming for his guns. Ray, in return, promises to kill us with help from Americans, and Fox/Rebel New’s job is done.

Ultimately, no fake Fox news story or Rogan rant will matter. These greasy religious shit stains will be footnotes like the losers who joined the Candian Nazi Party in the 20s and 30s. It’s nice to know how the evangelical extremist asshole sausage is made.





Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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