Dana White Put Darren Rovell In A Body Bag Last Night And, It. Was. AWESOME

Dec 30, 2018

Amanda Nunes beat the shit out of Chris Cyborg, Jon Jones recaptured his title, and I watched none of it because we had a dinner party.  It was our first and was scheduled two months ago, so relax.

What I did enjoy this morning was the post-fight comments from Dana White who murdered twitter leach and sometimes journo, Darren Rovell and his tweet about UFC allowing Nunes to win:


Full disclosure:  Darren Rovell blocked me a couple of years ago.  It was over something innocuous like me wondering if all Darren Rovell does is ask people for free shit all day then post it on IG and Twitter.   I found out he blocked me 5 seconds after RT’ing a tweet of his blowing someone over a pair of shoes on SM, so it was a legit question.

Can you imagine the sores Rovell is developing all over his face right now after White disembowelled his soul on international TV.

Think ‘Woogie’ from ‘There’s Something About Mary,’ but with a face, you’d never get tired of kicking.

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The only thing more important to Darren Rovell than carving out an existence online reviewing steakhouses and UFC fights, is Darren Rovell.  The worlds biggest promoter calling him an ‘idiot’ who he ‘can’t stand’ and ‘what the fuck does Darren Rovell know about fighting’ would trigger Darren Rovell into going full Darren Rovell.

Oh, and his tweets are composed by someone else because he’s Darren Rovell.  Not Dana White.  He says the shit he has to say and eats people alive, and this time, I loved it.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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