A man with a 10-inch penis was accused of stealing a shirt from a menswear store after the manager noticed a massive bulge in his pants.  

 

Source: Steve Whitehurst said They kept pointing at my crotch and I replied: ‘Excuse me, that’s my penis’. I said to them ‘what do I have to do to prove I’m innocent?’.

They wouldn’t let it go so I felt I had no choice but to pull my trousers down. I told them ‘Look, I’ve got nothing to hide’ but they still kept accusing me.

I volunteered to go to the changing room with a male member of staff to prove it was all me as I couldn’t think of what else I could do.

I’ve put on a bit of weight lately so my jeans were very tight and there was a bulge but I can’t help the way I’m made. I’m very well endowed.

Can you imagine being so well endowed you can’t go shopping without someone thinking you stole a pork tenderloin?  That would be the best.  Everywhere you go, someone thinks you’ve shoved a pile of tube socks down your pants and the only way out of the faux charge is by dropping your pants to show everyone your hog.

I love that his GF got in on the notoriety of Steve’s Weiner by shoving herself into the pic with a ruler?  As if to say, ‘I can deal with most of that’ even though she has a semi disgusted look on her face.

His look?  Opposite.  he’s the most wanted man in England.

She looks like she has a decent package herself.