“Defecating in someone’s yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime”

Sep 26, 2017
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Source – A man claiming to be the “spokesman” for the so-called Mad Pooper posted two videos, trying to explain her actions.

He won’t identify himself or the jogger, only calling her “Shirley,” and said he is speaking on her behalf.

He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people’s lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault.  He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

The “spokesman” also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself.  He compared the action to breastfeeding in public. 

Criminal Defense Attorney Jeremy Loew said those claims are bogus.

“Defecating in someone’s yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime,” Loew explained.

Loew even said that she could be facing indecent exposure charges, which might land her on the sex offender registry.

The Mad Pooper Of Colorado Is a transgender woman that after having sexual reassignment surgery which apparently had her asshole loosened when she got her new Vagina?  And she has a spokesperson?

Creative excuse but fucking stupid.  Breats feeding is entirely different than taking a shit on your neighbor’s  lawn, and I think the shitter’s spokesperson isn’t sure what the first amendment is:

Amendment I. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Unless the jogging shitter is assembling her poops in hopes to form a religion of joggers that dump on neighborhood lawns, I’m pretty sure she’s missing the fucking point.

 

 

 

 

 

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