Seeing as Puerto Rico has recovered, there’s world peace and The US doesn’t have any issues, President Trump took to Twitter during his 5 am old mad pee.  After LaVar Ball’s defiant interview on CNN Trump tweeted a couple insults and a threat to the glorified basketball dad’s inability to fall at the feet of the Great Orange Disaster.

It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence – IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017

…LaVar, you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you. But remember LaVar, shoplifting is NOT a little thing. It’s a really big deal, especially in China. Ungrateful fool!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017

Neither of these two morons makes much sense but if it came to blows my money is on LaVar.  Dickfarm Don was looking for a fight with his original tweet saying he probably wouldn’t be thanked properly and in his mind three thank yous from the kids who got busted, wasn’t enough.

That’s what my kids do btw.  “Aren’t you going to thank me for cleaning my room?”

No that’s your room so it’s your job.

More proof Don is such an unstable little baby he needs to be singled out for his good deeds then shits on you publically when it’s not enough.  Classic Donnie.

He closed with this beauty about Marshawn Lynch and the NFL because there was nothing else to do that day.

The NFL is now thinking about a new idea – keeping teams in the Locker Room during the National Anthem next season. That’s almost as bad as kneeling! When will the highly paid Commissioner finally get tough and smart? This issue is killing your league!…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017

Tic Toc.