Does anyone else find it odd that Jordan Peterson only took exception to me making fun of his followers tiny dicks?

May 13, 2022

Does anyone else find it odd that after everything we’ve said about Jordan Peterson, he only came out of his cave to accept the actual notion that he and his followers have major sexual confidence issues?

He’s angry because it’s true.

Here’s something:  I’ve had five separate conversations with five women who have dated “Peterson Bros.”  In each of those relationships, the “Peterson Bro”:

  • had serious confidence issues
  • He had a terrible relationship with his mom
  • has MAJOR sexual dysfunction
  • has a small wiener

In one instance, a beautiful, intelligent young woman went to counseling with her “Peterson Bro” before they had sex because he didn’t want to take his pants off.  He was afraid his penis wasn’t big enough, and it came out through counseling. His mother verbally abused him, and his Dad was never home.

In another instance, a “Peterson Bro” refused to meet his GFs family until she read Jordan’s “12 rules” book. When he finally did kick his pants off, he revealed the real problem: Micropenis (penis size or lack thereof is a common theme here).

The general understanding I have of people who LOVE Jordan Peterson is they are male, very frustrated with their position in life, and have major sexual hangups/small dicks.  They hate themselves, and their Venn diagram includes the incel community.

There’s a SERIOUS male victim mentality in the Peterson Community. Fear porn about losing man cards, religious fiefdom, and cleaning your room are the pillars of Jordan’s mantra.  And when people make fun of how insane his perspective is, he gets angry and talks fast and down to people using a couple of degrees that mean nothing because he’s a box of emotionally detached chocolates.

Every time Jordan Peterson speaks, he speaks from the perspective of a tortured individual representing other troubled individuals who happen to be white males.  He tells his base they are under attack, and if they don’t fight secular inclusiveness, the white man will become an extinct species.

Clinically (I’m as much of a psychological clinician as Jordan is, thanks to him not having a job), Jordan is dealing with extreme paranoia and possibly a drug-induced psychosis.  I’d feel sorry for him and his fellow tiny dicked humans if they weren’t such angry misogynists pissed about losing their white privilege.

That’s all this is.  That’s all Jordan Peterson is.  A reminder to evolve or go insane.





Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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