Does This Look Like A Guy Who Dunked His “Testicles In A Customer’s Salsa?”
Source: Tennessee man is facing felony charges for allegedly placing his private parts in someone’s food.
Howard Matthew Webb, 31, is accused of dipping his testicles into a low-tipping customer’s salsa, according to The Daily Times.
He was a passenger in a car delivering a meal from a Mexican restaurant.
Maryville police officers Friday night arrested Webb after the Dinner Delivered service alerted them to a video that appeared to show someone tampering with food, The Daily Times reported.
The act was allegedly recorded by the delivery driver and posted online with a woman’s voice saying, “This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.”
Webb’s felony charge is “adulteration of food, liquids, or pharmaceuticals,” which carries a possible sentence of three to 15 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000, according to The Daily Times.
That’s awesome.
https://twitter.com/KimmieDee_/status/1100569874496217088
This is why you always, and I mean ALWAYS tip well. I don’t care if the delivery driver comes in and impregnates your wife, always tip well. Especially if that delivery driver has a vagrant 30-year-old buddy who’s on a Mexican food delivery ride along ‘For Fun’.
Must be a nice place to be in life.
Speaking of testicle dunking, Howard faces up to 7 years in jail.
Bonus blog with some words of wisdom from life itself. You’re welcome. Go Leafs.
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