Does This Look Like A Man Who Had Sex With Olaf From Frozen And A Stuffed Unicorn At A Target Store?
I used to think there was someone for everyone until I read this story. There’s no one for Cody Meader.
Source: Cody Meader was arrested around 2pm on Tuesday after being caught having sex with a large snowman Olaf doll from Frozen, inside a branch of Target supermarket in Florida. Horrified eyewitnesses told local police in St Petersburg they saw Meader, 20, take a large Olaf off a shelf “lay it on the floor” and start to “dry hump” it. Police say Meader ejaculated on Olaf and put it back on the shelf before wandering into the toy section and picking out “a large unicorn stuffed animal” which is also proceeded to have sex with.
Time out with the stuffed animal buggery.
You never want to judge those down on their luck and Cody is no exception to that tender understanding.
There are Millions of people who copulate with stuffed animals and inside them. You and I might find it disturbing and weird, but there’s a global community of kinky folk who lean ‘Stuffed Animal’.
They are known as ‘Furries’.
Furries are the ‘Trekkies’ of the stuffed animal variety who act like you and me at a party but their social-sexual turn on is getting dudded up in a stuffed animal costume. In fact, Ontario has one of the biggest Furry communities in the world RIGHT HERE. There are thousands of ‘Furry’ groups all over the world who meet online or at comic-con/furry conventions in hopes of feeling accepted into a nonjudgemental social setting. Unfortunately for these people, there’s a Cody Meader or two that misrepresent the bunch.
Meader was arrested while in the shop in Pinellas County, and admitted to doing “stupid stuff”.
He has been charged with criminal mischief after causing $200 worth of damage.
Police said he had a “history” of this kind of behaviour.
$200 worth of damage?? That’s aggressive.
Where Cody went sideways was rogering these stuffy’s in a public place. This kind of fits as a ‘Wait till you get home’ feature but that’s generally reserved for public fapping.
Still, words to live by if you’re Cody Meader this morning.
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Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
