Cuz it is.

Meet (former) Rev. Travis Clark.  The 41-year-old Catholic priest got caught making a porno with two dominatrices on the altar of his church.

That’s all kinds of awesome, btw.

Source: The priest, identified by Nola.com as Rev. Travis Clark, was busted after a passerby saw the lights on later than usual at Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River on Sept. 30 and peeked inside.

The half-naked priest having sex with the two women, who were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots, according to the report. The altar was also adorned with stage lighting and a cellphone mounted on a tripod that was recording the act.

The witness took video footage of the unholy trinity, then called police to report them, according to the report.

Cops arrested Rev. Clark, along with his two altar servers, 41-year-old Mindy Dixon and 23-year-old Melissa Cheng, and booked them on obscenity charges, Nola.com reported.

The women reportedly told cops they were at the church to film “roleplay” with the priest. Cops determined everything that went on that night was consensual but arrested the trio on the obscenity charges because they were in view of the public.

A Louisiana Catholic priest was arrested for allegedly filming himself having sex with two dominatrices on the altar of his Church, a report said Thursday.

Dixon, who is also an adult film actress, had posted on social media a day prior that she was traveling to the New Orleans area to meet up with another dominatrix to “defile a house of God.”

The archbishop of the New Orleans archdiocese visited the church to perform a ritual that would restore the sanctity of the altar, according to the report.

Rev. Clark, who was ordained in 2013, was suspended from the archdiocese after his arrest.

By ‘restore sanctity’ I think they mean ‘hose down the alter’.

Good for father Clark.  Instead of buggering a 12-year-old, he responded to a social media post from a satanic dominatrix, he jammed her and her friend in a bucket list location with a camera.

Big deal.

That’s probably the most legal sex that has ever happened in the Catholic church.

I’m proud of a grown man who decided to get it in, in his 40’s REALLY tempting fate with some Roman Catholic altar sex, too.

Question: Does this set the bar too high?  Sex is an addiction and addiction escalates so I wonder if he feels the need to add another dominatrix or incorporate a decent pegging?  Just a question based on the psychology of sex-based on Father Clark’s nuclear debut.

He’s gonna need income so maybe he turns it into a series.

Well played, Padre.  Well played.  and as always it’s great to see a story with words like ‘priest’ and ‘arrested’ not include words like ‘little boys’ in the story so Father Clark is basically a hero.

DB