Donald Trump Just Announced Digital Trading Cardsc – Of Himself – Are Now Available For $100 A Piece!
Holy Fucking Shit. Donald Trump is selling digital trading (NFT) cards of himself.
Why? Because he’s a thieving stealing dickhead who didn’t get the Crypto/Blockchain/NFT Ponzi scheme unmasking memo.
I know what I'm getting @ItsDeanBlundell and @ryanlindley for Christmas… 😅🎅https://t.co/txdeC2geDD pic.twitter.com/n0N6PTFXy8
— Scott🍁Trades (@Scottrades) December 15, 2022
Feast your eyes on this: https://t.co/W2BwT3FZF3
— Scott🍁Trades (@Scottrades) December 15, 2022
You also get put into a “draw” to have cocktails, dinner, and golf with President Fuck Face, which will never happen because he’s lying about the value added, too.
My Favourite? The one where Trumpy looks like he’s shitting his depends.
Performance art and a perception war to help steal money from dumb fucks (dumb fucks WILL buy these, by the way).
Trump is effectively broke, and this is just another grift to pay lawyers to keep him and his family out of a federal pound-you-in-the-ass penitentiary.
Federal prosecutor Jack Smith, who took over the Trump/J6 file from the US government, has Trump, his friends, and family over a barrel.
Special Prosecutor Jack Smith revealed he's expanding the Trump investigation beyond the (1) stolen top secret documents and (2) January 6 — NOW (3) Georgia election interference. pic.twitter.com/RMIvSMGsUb
— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) December 14, 2022
A HUGE portion of Trump’s money was wrapped up in crypto, which is now at ZERO, so this is a bargain basement way to get America’s dumbest hillbillies to dump money into a new, largely untraceable Ponzi scheme – NFTs.
OH MY FUCKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS *DIGITAL* TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 15, 2022
All I can say is that those of us who have lost friends, fought with relatives, resigned positions, been called traitor, left our party, all because we saw very clearly what a con-man, huckster and fraud this man is, have never felt more vindicated. pic.twitter.com/9qrSNHg2re
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 15, 2022
Snap ’em up, Rednecks. Why stop now?
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
