Don’s NFL Picks: Week 1

Sep 6, 2018
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Thank the good lord; football is back. I’ve been getting my fix by following Johnny Manziel’s journey in the CFL, but it’s just not the same. The NFL is where the best players in the world come to play. It’s where murder’s, wife beaters, and pot heads go to show off their athletic prowess. Where powerful white figure heads try to prevent their “employees” from making peaceful, non-violent protests that stand for equality for all. Although it is becoming harder every year to ignore the clear problems the league as a whole has, it is a great fucking game.

Can we talk about Colin Kaepernick for a minute?

If you’re bothered by a non-violent, peaceful protest for equality, you might be a racist. I hate to assume that, but how in the world can you be against a protest for equality? Don’t tell me it’s disrespecting the flag. The majority of people are standing in line for beer while the anthem is playing. If you’re truly upset about “disrespecting the flag,” then you better be lecturing everyone in line waiting for their Bud Light. I’m also sick of hearing it’s not the place to protest, because OF COURSE IT IS. You can’t protest in the comfort of your own home when no one is watching. That’s not a fucking protest.


Don’s Picks | Week 1

Last Years Record: 157-98

Falcons vs. Eagles
Bills vs. Ravens
Jaguars vs. Giants
Buccaneers vs. Saints
Texans vs. Patriots
49ers vs. Vikings
Titans vs. Dolphins
Bengals vs. Colts
Steelers vs. Browns
Chiefs vs Chargers
Seahawks vs Broncos
Cowboys vs. Panthers
Redskins vs. Cardinals
Bears vs. Packers
Jets vs. Lions
Rams vs. Raiders


Games to Watch

Falcons vs. Eagles

There will be a lot of offence, and little defence in this game. Philly has a great defence, but Atlanta’s offence led by Matt Ryan is always explosive. I’m still conflicted by Nick Foles, but after doubting him through the playoffs last season, I won’t be picking against him in this game.

Jaguars vs. Giants

This game will be offence vs. defence. The Giants will have an offence worth watching this season, while the Jaguars defence is lights out. But as the old saying goes; offence wins games, defence wins championships. The Jaguars were just in the AFC Championship game, while the Giants were a joke last season.

49ers vs. Vikings

Both teams are on the rise. Both teams have young talented quarterbacks. And both teams are going to be contenders in the the league for a long time. But the Vikings are the better team right now. The 49ers still have some holes to fill, while the Vikings are ready to compete this season.


Think I’m full of shit

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