Shocker, but not really.  Not when Doug Ford’s the premier.  He’s scared to fucking DEATH of putting a vaccine mandate in place, so here’s what’s happening:

Doug’s domestic extremist friends mobilized a FB movement and used his office as a hotline response unit.  According to my sources (one may or may not be with Doug right now:) Doug HIMSELF loves the effort to have anti-vaxxers respond negatively to his own office and plans on citing the response as a reason as to why we don’t need vaccine mandates.  Fucking WILD, huh?

His daughter is also trying to help as best she can. Bless her heart.

It’s basically glorified foot-dragging with a twist.

Doug Ford helped organize an online protest of his own vaccine mandate announcement to try to get his own announcement canceled?  That’s awesome if true.

We found out about this yesterday but our sources told us to ‘wait until ‘Dickhead comes in today’ for confirmation.

Consider this confirmation.  There’s no vaccine announcement.

HOWEVER, Doug is not calling off the mandate.  He’s yet to meet with his cabinet and he’s dragging his feet to drum up some negativity until he actually shows up to Queens Park to do the business of the people.

We knew something was up yesterday when one of his moron friends tweeted about what they were doing yesterday.  When we called our sources, they said Ford was ‘on the warpath’ and was going to try to ‘fight it the only way he knows how to fight things.”  I assume that meant illegally.

Our sources said he’s ’embarrassed, and he’s ‘never hated the media more’ and this is more about ‘being Alpa male than a premier.’

That makes sense.

The fact the announcement was cancelled doesn’t mean we’re not getting passports in Ontario.  PHU’s are doing them if Ford doesn’t, which makes Ford and his Conservative government criminally negligent, and THAT’S what scares Dougie the most.  Even more so than being wrong.  Until then, he’s still leading the charge against himself because he’s fucked in the head.

Passports are coming and maybe coming to school despite this little setback, btw.  This is just Doug trying to show us his nuts.  His tiny, old-man nuts.

DB

HERE we go, everyone else is catching on now.  Apparently, he needs more time for ‘CHANGES’.

AAANNNDDDD, as always Rob has more details.  Keep those calls coming though! He’s ‘counting’ all of them!

There’s nothing like making an executive public health decision because you’re pissed you were wrong.

*This post has been updated