Elon Musk Wants To Turn Off Internet Access For Parts Of Ukraine Until Someone Gives His Hair Plugs $80 Million, Now Under Investigation By US Authorities

Oct 14, 2022

I’m convinced Incels and dictators only like Elon Musk.

After sending out a Pro Putin tweet last week, Elon Musk announced he’s pulling access to the Starlink service he ‘donated’ to Ukraine 8 months ago.

Elon says he wants the US government to pay $80 Mil, or he will pull Ukraine’s access to his Starlink bullshit.

Here’s the problem—over 90% of Ukrainians with Starlink PAY FOR IT THEMSELVES.

Dimko Zhluktenko is responsible for purchasing almost every Starlink unit for Ukraine’s army. His thread sheds light on what Elon is trying to do – Double Dip for a quick $80 million by signaling he’ll help his buddy Putin by denying Ukraine’s army access to the internet—paid for it with his Credit Card through his Charity.

Wanna know why Elon is threatening Ukraine with cutting off internet access?

He needs the money because he’s under investigation by US authorities for fucking around with his fake offer to buy Twitter.

That’s why he’s also begging people to buy his new “Burnt Hair” perfume. On paper, the wealthiest man in the world is broke, overextended, and in trouble.

CNN: Federal authorities are investigating Elon Musk in connection with his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter, the social media platform said in a court filing Thursday.

It is not clear which agencies may be carrying out the probe, and Twitter did not identify what specific actions by Musk US officials may be investigating. Twitter’s filing merely said authorities are looking into Musk’s “conduct” linked to the deal.

The company’s court filing elsewhere accused Musk’s legal team of failing to produce draft communications with the Securities and Exchange Commission and a slide presentation to the Federal Trade Commission as part of the two sides’ ongoing litigation over whether Musk can walk away from the deal. The fate of Elon Musk’s deal to buy Twitter now comes down to the money

That’s right, Musk fans.

He’s threatening to cut off a war-torn country’s ability to communicate with each other to help himself get out from underneath:

  1. Putin’s thumb
  2. His ongoing trial
  3. Not being able to afford Twitter
  4. An ongoing investigation

What a great guy.

Elon ‘didn’t donate shit to Ukraine. He’s using the perception he made to assuage Putin, bend over the Ukrainian people, and stick it to the federal government while fundraising off it to buy Twitter/pay legal bills/to get out of his fake offer to buy Twitter.


Elon Musk will be removed from the companies he founded in the next 12-24 months and flee to South Africa – think Steve Jobs mid-90s.

Elon can’t STFU, and he’s as compromised as it gets. If he’s not offering women he sexually assaulted a horse in return for silence; he’s doing the old bait-a-switch to a country currently being attacked by a terror state he supports for business purposes.

Eurasia President Ian Bremmer confirmed Elon’s recent conversation with Putin in this VICE article, which explains everything.

VICE: In a mailout sent to Eurasia Group subscribers, Ian Bremmer wrote that Tesla CEO Musk told him that Putin was “prepared to negotiate,” but only if Crimea remained Russian if Ukraine accepted a form of permanent neutrality. Ukraine recognized Russia’s annexation of Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia.

According to Bremmer, Musk said Putin told him these goals would be accomplished “no matter what,” including the potential of a nuclear strike if Ukraine invaded Crimea, which Russia annexed in 2014. Bremmer wrote that Musk told him that “everything needed to be done to avoid that outcome.”

Last week, Musk posted essentially the same points on Twitter, although he suggested that the referendums in the annexed territories slammed as sham votes by Ukraine and the West be redone under supervision by the United Nations.

Elon lies like he makes money, and the Incels are attracted to both. He’s no geopolitical hero: he’s a rich asshole who uses his wealth and reputation like an ego ladder. He doesn’t support Ukraine – Elon Musk helps what Elon Musk can take from Ukraine, Russia, Canada, ETC because he thinks his worth enables him to take with impunity.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see him get frogmarched into jail for breaking international laws, consorting with a terrorist state, and ignoring war sanctions. Let’s look into that, too, while we’re at it.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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