Elon Reinstated Jordan Peterson’s Twitter Account And He’s On His Anti-Trans Bullshit Soapbox Already

Nov 19, 2022

Oh good. Look who’s back—the Yoda of angry virgins.

After getting a call from Elon himself, Jordan went on a Twitter spree, spreading hate far and wide like a howitzer of Christian Hatred by a man who’s a Russian Asset.

Gloating like the sexually ambiguous hate pimp he is.

He spent the afternoon going after trans youth, begging for a Trump return, mocking Covid and social and racial sensitivity.

It’s what men who are agents of a fascist theocracy who spent months in a coma getting off of a 30 benzo pill-a-day addiction do.

Elon welcomed the Babylon Bee and Comedian Kathy Griffin Back, too, with the promise to limit the REACH of hate speech. Hate speech is allowed, but it’ll get shadowbanned. Jordon spent the afternoon leveling hate speech at a few groups, testing out Elon’s hates speech shadow-banning rule and NADA.

What Elon is saying here is HE’S THE CAPTAIN NOW. And Twitter’s terms of service are whatever he says they are, and he’s bringing back some big, swinging Twitter dicks he likes and identifies with.

Like the Incel king himself.

I’m happy about Jordo’s return. He’s one of my favorite whipping boys, and crushing him and the soul of his incel army is one of my favorite pastimes. Jordan and I met over a tweet where I pointed out that sexually confused men with tiny dicks love Jordan Peterson. It’s true. That’s why Jordan Tweeted me back.

Poor Jordan and PeePee took it in the mouth that week and Jordan cried in several interviews because I was right. He feels terrible for men with wiener issues because he’s one of them.

So welcome back, Jordo. Keep your head up and say his to Nosferatu! See you on the ice.


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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