Embrace Debate: Is It Ok To Masturbate On A Zoom Business Meeting Call With All Your Co Workers?
UPDATE: Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call, which was part of an election simulation.
Toobin told Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera.” https://t.co/m4lQdDhB8K
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) October 19, 2020
Vice: The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”
Toobin’s Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on CNN, where he is the network’s chief legal analyst, on Saturday. CNN did not respond to a request for comment.
The New Yorker editor David Remnick wrote in an email to all New Yorker staffers: “Dear All, As you may have read in various news reports today, one of our writers, Jeff Toobin, was suspended after an incident on a Zoom call last week. Please be assured that we take such matters seriously and that we are looking into it. Best, David.”
Doubleday, an imprint of Random House, which published Toobin’s latest book did not respond to emails. Neither did Toobin’s literary agent Kristine Dahl nor Greater Talent Network, which represents Toobin. WNYC did not respond to a request for comment.
What the fuck? So I’ve read four source articles and CNN contributor, world-renowned legal scholar/commentator/author Jeffery Toobin jerked off in the middle of a Zoom MTG with his bosses at New Yorker Magazine while doing election strategy.
I know I’m hard.
Mmmmm. Election Strategy Zoom calls with Lawyers.
I actually don’t know where to start because I can’t imagine what goes into a really smart guy choosing to jerk off in a meeting whether people are watching or not. Honest. I can’t jerk off with music on because it’s too distracting and Jeffery Toobin is out here pulling pud while role-playing election strategy with the greatest political minds in the world on a fucking Zoom call.
If it wasn’t so off-putting imagining Jeffery whipping up a batch of wiener soup to political yammer, I’d be impressed. A lot of guys his age can’t whip up a quart pants pudding in a moment’s notice as Jeff can and that impresses me.
Still, who the fuck jerks off on business calls?
Jeffery Toobin, that’s who. The good news? The internet changed his name forever today so he’s probably never going to jerk it on a zoom call again.
I wish I understood the obsession some men have with their own dicks. They have been told over and over, no one else wants to see it. Ever. #ZoomDick
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident – VICE https://t.co/mOh43h4WAW
— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) October 19, 2020
Zoomdick. it’s been trending for hours.
That’s gold, Jerry.
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